- Now, mahjong tiles come in pairs. Why would he hold onto one of each?

- Because these tiles aren’t for playing. They’re membership cards to underground casinos.

Do not move another inch, or I swear to God, I’ll shoot.

victiores:

The next gen kids + social media part 1

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

i started doing like modeling kits as a side hobby and like it’s fun but omfg it’s such a sTRUG like im building a tiny metal spirit of st. louis anf then a bigger styrene enterprise and ok whrn i say tiny i mean TINY like the tabs are what .1 ml across???? MY FINGERNAILS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF TWISTING THEM 90 DEGREES OK and then working w cement and styrene SUCKS BALLS bc cement like melts everything it comes into contact with omfg its literaLLY SUCH A STRUGGLE grumble grumble grumble

babelstrudel:

heads ‘n hands